Boredom strikes yet again!

ROFLCOPTER @ NATALIE’S PORNO MUSIC/COMMENT TIME:

One time, I bumped into someone and said “You’re welcome.”

I used to take Santa pictures with my brother, then we found out he was a paedophile. We never went back…
Omg! The Santa or your brother??

A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes the door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean,” she whispers, “I would do anything.”
He returns her gaze. “Anything?”
“Anything.”
His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you… study?”

Q. Which position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Fuck you, Nat’s a test tube baby.