Duy suggested I’m a bit of a pyromaniac.
My response: Well, I lit a girl’s hair on fire once… but I guess she did lean into the flame.
Duy: That’s like saying she ran into your fist.
Me: That happened to Lisa. She ran into Andy’s fist, so it does happen.
I finally borrowed some books for my assignment. I still have yet to start. When I went to get a new library card, this little boy ahead of me asked for a reserved book. The lady read aloud: Twilight. It was hard not to burst into hysterics. Absolutely unfuckingbelievable.
